I love you and I forgive you

If you were re-directed here from Facebook - hello, welcome. If you thought that, after many months blogging silence, I was going to dish the dirt on my master, simply because he had a slight slip with the toe-nail trimmers..............Oh, is that biscuit for me? And your left-over Chinese crispy duck too? Another biscuit? Tummy tickle? Over a bit to the left - that's right - down a bit.