I've been bribed with a biskwit to offer a Christmas 'big up' of the book - (see the link to Amazon below):
"Tastier than turkey" (drool) "Richer than Christmas pudding" (drool) "Warmer than a log-fire" (aah!) "Funnier than a cracker joke" (arf arf ) "Ruder than Grandma" (fair enough).