I've been here for almost a year now and apart from the fact that the whole notion is total tosh, it's not too bad. (In order for you, dear reader, to have the continued benefit of my doggy ramblings, we have to go along with the conceit of a life hereafter, even though my non-ghost writer is a devoted atheist).
It's a bit crowded of course, because if we consider for a moment how many dogs there have ever been and what our life expectancy is - well, YOU work it out! And don't get me started about those other things roaming about - you know, the ones with whiskers that are always whining and showing off their bums.
