How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Feel free to add your own!
Jack Russell ( as I say, not technically a dog, but still.......) : "I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL MINE!"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"
Border Collie: "Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
scratch."
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
German Shepherd: "I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!"
Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid light!"
Rottweiler: "Go ahead. Make me!"
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling, leave it for the servants."
Bichon: "Ask me again after I finish getting my hair done."
Pug/Bulldog/Boxer: "I can hardly breathe, let alone change a light bulb!"
Labrador: "Oh, me, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Please! Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Chow Chow: "I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!"
Akita: "I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?"
Husky: "I don't care - I'm used to the dark"
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Springer Spaniel: "Did you have to throw it in the water? Never mind, I'll get it"
Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Great Dane: "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb." (whatever that means!)
Greyhound/Lurcher/Whippet: "It isn't moving, so who cares?"
Labradoodles/Cockerpoos/Chirussells/Jackpugs etc. " We were trained at Frankenstein's - so this should be a doddle"
