Why the fuss?

I see there is talk of a Royal Commission on whether they should legalise canninebiks.

Legal, shmegal, ( bit of a "Lord of The Rings" reference there, arf arf.)  give me more! Biskwits rule!

The old jokes are the best

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Feel free to add your own!

Jack Russell ( as I say, not technically a dog, but still.......) :  "I can reach it!  I just KNOW I can reach it!  Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL MINE!"

Golden Retriever:  "The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"

Border Collie:  "Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
scratch."

Toy Poodle:  "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

German Shepherd:  "I'll guard the light bulb while you decide.  Back off!"

Dachshund:  "I can't reach the stupid light!"

Rottweiler:  "Go ahead.  Make me!"

Shi-tzu:  "Puh-leeze, dah-ling, leave it for the servants."

Bichon:  "Ask me again after I finish getting my hair done."

Pug/Bulldog/Boxer: "I can hardly breathe, let alone change a light bulb!"

Labrador:  "Oh, me, ME!  Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb!  Can I? Can I?  Huh?  Please! Huh? Can I?"

Malamute:  "Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy."

Chow Chow:  "I'm with the Malamute.  After I take my nap, that is!"

Akita:  "I'm with the Chow and Malamute!  What's for dinner?"

Husky: "I don't care - I'm used to the dark"

Cocker Spaniel:  "Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Springer Spaniel: "Did you have to throw it in the water? Never mind, I'll get it"

Mastiff:  "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Great Dane:  "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z."

Chihuahua:  "Yo quiero Taco Bulb." (whatever that means!)

Greyhound/Lurcher/Whippet:  "It isn't moving, so who cares?"

Labradoodles/Cockerpoos/Chirussells/Jackpugs etc. " We were trained at Frankenstein's - so this should be a doddle"

A slight hiccup!

Sorry for the break in transmission. Personally I always know where ALL my important stuff is - toys, scoff, old bones, ancient biskwits but ask the master to take care of one, simple thing - like my email address and blog password, and what does he do? Yup!

Anyway, back on line now and I've made a new friend - Maisy from Brecon. Yo! Maisy!  I thought of forming a new all-girl band with Maisy and Mitzi - we could call it "DOGS ALLOWED" arf, arf!

Maisy has needed bed-rest for a suspected luxating patella (slippy knee-cap). I had one of those years ago but it went away and I've been more-or-less hop-free ever since. I think it's a Russell thing. Well my friends, there's a price to pay for beauty, brains, animal magnetism and enormous charm, as well as being far and away the best dogs in the world Woof!